You know that invisible scorecard your wife or girlfriend keeps in her head? The one where flowers earn you points and "one more game" costs you?
That's Babe Cred. It's real. It's always been real. Now you can track it.
The System
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Deposits
Nice things you do earn cred. Flowers, cooking, taking out the trash without being asked. But here's the thing — deposits decay over time. Last week's flowers? She's already forgetting.
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Withdrawals
Things she hates cost cred. Gaming all night, boys' weekends, saying "you look fine." And withdrawals? They stick. She remembers. She always remembers.
The system is rigged against you. Deposits fade. Withdrawals don't. The only way to win is to plan ahead.
What You Get
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Your Balance Sheet
Track every deposit and withdrawal. Watch your cred decay in real-time. See where you really stand.
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Smart Recommendations
The system tells you what to do, how deep your hole is, and how long it'll take to recover. No sugarcoating.
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The Lobby
A live chatroom with other guys in the same boat. Swap strategies. Share wins. Mourn losses.
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Share Your Balance
Generate a card with your score and send it to the group chat. Flex or cry for help.
One last thing
Pick a screen name to save your balance and chat in The Lobby.
or
⚠ Anonymous mode: your balance won't save when you leave.
BabeCred
The system your relationship already runs on.
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✦ BABE CRED ✦ "I was going to do it" does not count ✦ gas station flowers = 50% penalty ✦ forgot anniversary = -999 ✦ trash unasked = +25 ✦ "you look fine" downgraded from compliment to citation ✦ BABE CRED ✦ "I was going to do it" does not count ✦ gas station flowers = 50% penalty ✦ forgot anniversary = -999 ✦ trash unasked = +25 ✦ "you look fine" downgraded from compliment to citation ✦